13 things That cross My Mind While I’m buying at Michaels

There is a considerable possibility that I may never leave this place…
1. Like, was there ever expected to be an apostrophe on this sign?

I wonder… since some business with names that end in ‘s’ have or had at one time apostrophes in their name. in some cases they go with a re-branding somewhere along the method as well as lose the apostrophe.

Hmm…

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2. will Tabs attempt to fight this Halloween black feline if I put it in the front yard? (Probably.) possibly the pumpkin would seem less confrontational? Cats are weird, man…

3. wait — is this location a trick risk-free haven for feline ladies, just like HomeGoods? OHEMGEE, I believe IT IS!

4. should touch all the yarns…

5. Um…didn’t I already walk down this aisle? I swear, I just saw these pens a minute ago.

6. Why do I want all of these shoddy stylish indications for my kitchen? — since my kitchen area doesn’t look anything like a pumpkin patch or a farmers’ market. Also, I don’t own any type of antiques, so why do I want an large indication that states “ANTIQUES” on it?

7. speaking of signs, somebody at business is clearly as consumed with #PSLs as I am, apparently.

8. I mean, really? Why are the cutest baskets always on the top shelf?

9. note to self: Cover every surface at house with glittery autumn garland!

10. Ooh, this is adorable as well as 50% off. SCORE!

11. I believe I requirement these scarecrows as well as all of these white pumpkins…

12. Um…do I work right here now?

I wish.

13. Oh, gawd, I’m never going to leave this place!

Your friendly community charm addict,

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Karen

P.S. In associated news, this occurred at the HomeGoods by my home last week.

Whoa!