Tabs the Cat: Ranger, Globetrotter, Salad Enthusiast

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PATROL report BY: private first class Karen

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I. introduction and SUMMARY

Purr the daily mandate as issued by senior leadership, Lieutenant Tabs and I conducted a patrol of the Novato market this morning at 0600 hours.

We observed minor intruder activity at around 0615 hours when a human male was identified on patrol with some type of miniature canine. Lieutenant Tabs bought us to fall back to base, at which point we proceeded to check out reports of a feline trespasser at the rear perimeter, but no trespasser was observed.

After completing our patrol, Lieutenant Tabs engaged in behavior that can only be described as “strange” when he proceeded to roll around in a pile of dry leaves.

Shortly after this, we had a green salad for lunch and returned to HQ.

No other anomalies were observed.

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/TGIF

Your friendly neighborhood appeal addict,

Karen